David Cardamone For President

I, David Cardamone, shall run for President of the United States of America. Here is a short list of my agenda, which is in progress. Here's a peak on the goods: -More spy agencies. I shall create more Spy Agencies in America, to create an Army of James Bonds and Superspies and more agencies to govern the world to root out corruption and evil. Funding from Military will go on high technology in tradecraft, surveillance, counter-espionage, and defense. -The "Smart Up" program for America. People say Americans are dumbed down. By Presidential Order, schools will be tougher and students will have to study very hard. We will be the smartest country in the world. -Cutting out of sugar from foods and cutting down on sugar. By Presidential Order, sugars from food will be obliterated and every food will be healthy. Processed and junk foods will be outlawed. Strict regulations on what goes in food will be enforced. McDonalds will be forced to make their food healthy or be...