David Cardamone for President

I, David Cardamone, shall run for President of the United States of America.

Here is a short list of my agenda, which is in progress. Here's a peak on the goods:

-More spy agencies. I shall create more Spy Agencies in America, to create an Army of James Bonds and Superspies and more agencies to govern the world to root out corruption and evil. Funding from Military will go on high technology in tradecraft, surveillance, counter-espionage, and defense.

-The "Smart Up" program for America. People say Americans are dumbed down. By Presidential Order, schools will be tougher and students will have to study very hard. We will be the smartest country in the world.

-Cutting out of sugar from foods and cutting down on sugar. By Presidential Order, sugars from food will be obliterated and every food will be healthy. Processed and junk foods will be outlawed. Strict regulations on what goes in food will be enforced. McDonalds will be forced to make their food healthy or be shut down.

-By Presidential Order, I will shut down psychiatric prescriptions and place strict regulations on pharmacy and demand a fair medical pharmacy that has less side effects. I will push Chinese Medicine and alternative medicine and fund new medical fields and new pharmacies that are different from a totalitarian order. The drug peddling syndicate that runs pharmacy will be weeded out.

-EcoDefense. Old school industrial commerce and fossil fuels that pollute the planet will be outdated. We will use Hemp, renewable energy resources, green energy, everything will be green and hemp will be used for everything. Out with the old, in with the new renewable green energy. Trees will be planted everywhere.

-Raves in the White House.

-I will have a personal all-female superspy squadron to protect me at all times and they will be armed with Uzis and ninja weapons.

-call vehicles will be electric and green, and gas will be no longer prioritized. There will be strict regulations on driving privileges. Criminals will not be allowed to drive. People who abuse their driving privileges will have them revoked.

-Lazers and high technology will be in the arms race. I will not go into arm races like in the 80's but simply create super high technology weapons that no other country can create.

-I will disarm all nuclear weapons and nuclear technology. I will make it obsolete. I will have scientists develop ways to disarm and ruin a nuclear missle so it cannot be used.

-Drug lords will be assassinated. There will be stricter regulations on drug smullgers, peddlers, dealers, drug chemists.. for some may have the death penalty. The use of military on hard drugs like cocaine, meth, crack, etc will be used.
(Medical marijuana will be legal, of course. And certain psychedelics will be in stricter medical use in legality).

-Gangs will be wiped out by the Military.